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KrazyKnotz
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KrazyKnotz
2 years, 8 months ago by KrazyKnotz
@heyy555 😂
heyy555
Skiller
heyy555
2 years, 8 months ago by heyy555
@CALInature

What animal needs to wear a wig?
A bald eagle!


@_Ederle_

What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
Time to get a new clock.


@KrazyKnotz

What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk!


@QueenReni

How does a cucumber become a pickle?
It goes through a jarring experience.


@Alyssaz

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because she wanted to go to high school.

@xc2024

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.

@Denver

How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Act like a nut.

@Rowsitt

How does a scientist freshen her breath?
With experi-mints.

@apple314

What building in your town has the most stories?
The public library.

@xBxthxnyx

How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words.

@Kooky_20

How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.


@CrazyKoala

What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.


@Books4Ever

What did the Dalmatian say after lunch?
That hit the spot.

@amayab

What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore.

@escobpen00

What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?
Twister.

@grace_kwak

What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip.

@Firecorn

What do cakes and baseball teams have in common?
They both need a good batter.



ok, that's it for now! 🙂
arf820
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arf820
2 years, 8 months ago by arf820
@heyy555
heyy555
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heyy555
2 years, 8 months ago by heyy555
@CALInature

Why did the man put sugar on his pillow?
He wanted to have sweet dreams!

@_Ederle_

What do you call a man with a shovel?
Doug.

@KrazyKnotz

How can you tell if someone is a good farmer?
He is outstanding in his field!

@QueenReni

What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Buzzzzcuts!

@Alyssaz

What do cows order from?
Cattle-logs!

@xc2024

What did the frog order for lunch?
A burger and a diet croak!

@Denver

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?
Because he wanted to see time fly!

@Rowsitt

What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner is on me!

@apple314

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
A power plant!

@xBxthxnyx

Why do strings never win a race?
Because they always tie!

@Kooky_20

Why did the teacher put on sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!

@CrazyKoala

Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot!


@Books4Ever

Where do fish keep their money? In the river bank!

@amayab

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump!

@escobpen00

What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!

@grace_kwak

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire
Frostbite!

@Firecorn

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go!

@arf820

why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them!


thats all for now! 😊
heyy555
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heyy555
2 years, 8 months ago by heyy555
@CALInature
@_Ederle_
@KrazyKnotz
@QueenReni
@Alyssaz
@xc2024
@Denver
@Rowsitt
@apple314
@xBxthxnyx
@Kooky_20
@CrazyKoala
@Books4Ever
@amayab
@escobpen00
@grace_kwak
@Firecorn
@arf820

ok, so i kinda ran out of jokes, so i am going to end this here.
thanks for participating and i hope you enjoyed!😊
CrazyKoala
Bracelet King
CrazyKoala
2 years, 8 months ago by CrazyKoala
Thank yu so much I really enjoyed your jokes 😄
KrazyKnotz
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KrazyKnotz
2 years, 8 months ago by KrazyKnotz
Thanks! This really brightens my day! 😄
_Ederle_
Bracelet King
_Ederle_
2 years, 8 months ago by _Ederle_
Thanks for doing this! It was fun. (:
Rowsitt
Bracelet King
Rowsitt
2 years, 8 months ago by Rowsitt
this was super fun! tysm
QueenReni
Professional
QueenReni
2 years, 8 months ago by QueenReni
Thank you! It was very funny every day!
xc2024
Professional
xc2024
2 years, 8 months ago by xc2024
ty for doing it!
Kooky_20
Bracelet King
Kooky_20
2 years, 8 months ago by Kooky_20
Tysm 4 taking the time to do this! 🙂 Logged in everyday for it <3
Denver
Bracelet King
Denver
2 years, 8 months ago by Denver
Thank-you!
nonhuman
Bracelet King
nonhuman
2 years, 6 months ago by nonhuman
@heyy555
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