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KrazyKnotz
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2 years, 8 months ago by KrazyKnotz
@heyy555 😂
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heyy555
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2 years, 8 months ago by heyy555
@CALInatureWhat animal needs to wear a wig? A bald eagle! @_Ederle_ What time is it when the clock strikes 13? Time to get a new clock. @KrazyKnotz What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! @QueenReni How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience. @Alyssaz Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school. @xc2024 Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken wasn’t born yet. @Denver How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut. @Rowsitt How does a scientist freshen her breath? With experi-mints. @apple314 What building in your town has the most stories? The public library. @xBxthxnyx How do you talk to a giant? Use big words. @Kooky_20 How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it. @CrazyKoala What falls in winter but never gets hurt? Snow. @Books4Ever What did the Dalmatian say after lunch? That hit the spot. @amayab What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore. @escobpen00 What is a tornado’s favorite game to play? Twister. @grace_kwak What is fast, loud and crunchy? A rocket chip. @Firecorn What do cakes and baseball teams have in common? They both need a good batter. ok, that's it for now! 🙂 |
arf820
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2 years, 8 months ago by arf820
@heyy555
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heyy555
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2 years, 8 months ago by heyy555
@CALInatureWhy did the man put sugar on his pillow? He wanted to have sweet dreams! @_Ederle_ What do you call a man with a shovel? Doug. @KrazyKnotz How can you tell if someone is a good farmer? He is outstanding in his field! @QueenReni What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzzzzcuts! @Alyssaz What do cows order from? Cattle-logs! @xc2024 What did the frog order for lunch? A burger and a diet croak! @Denver Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly! @Rowsitt What did one plate say to the other? Dinner is on me! @apple314 What do you call a flower that runs on electricity? A power plant! @xBxthxnyx Why do strings never win a race? Because they always tie! @Kooky_20 Why did the teacher put on sunglasses? Because her students were so bright! @CrazyKoala Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken’s foot! @Books4Ever Where do fish keep their money? In the river bank! @amayab Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump! @escobpen00 What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck! @grace_kwak What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire Frostbite! @Firecorn Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go! @arf820 why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them! thats all for now! 😊 |
heyy555
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2 years, 8 months ago by heyy555
@CALInature@_Ederle_ @KrazyKnotz @QueenReni @Alyssaz @xc2024 @Denver @Rowsitt @apple314 @xBxthxnyx @Kooky_20 @CrazyKoala @Books4Ever @amayab @escobpen00 @grace_kwak @Firecorn @arf820 ok, so i kinda ran out of jokes, so i am going to end this here. thanks for participating and i hope you enjoyed!😊 |
CrazyKoala
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2 years, 8 months ago by CrazyKoala
Thank yu so much I really enjoyed your jokes 😄
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KrazyKnotz
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2 years, 8 months ago by KrazyKnotz
Thanks! This really brightens my day! 😄
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_Ederle_
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2 years, 8 months ago by _Ederle_
Thanks for doing this! It was fun. (:
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Rowsitt
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2 years, 8 months ago by Rowsitt
this was super fun! tysm
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QueenReni
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2 years, 8 months ago by QueenReni
Thank you! It was very funny every day!
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xc2024
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2 years, 8 months ago by xc2024
ty for doing it!
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Kooky_20
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2 years, 8 months ago by Kooky_20
Tysm 4 taking the time to do this! 🙂 Logged in everyday for it <3
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Denver
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2 years, 8 months ago by Denver
Thank-you!
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nonhuman
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2 years, 6 months ago by nonhuman
@heyy555
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