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heyy555
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2 years, 8 months ago by heyy555
@CALInatureWhat do you get when you cross a snail with a porcupine? a slowpoke @_Ederle_ What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant! @KrazyKnotz Did you hear about the rancher who had 97 cows in his field? When he rounded them up, he had 100! @QueenReni What kind of dog does a magician have? A Labracadabrador! @Alyssaz What did the triangle feel sorry for the circle? Because it’s pointless! @xc2024 What did the bunny say to the carrot? It’s been nice gnawing you! @Denver What did the bunny say to the carrot? It’s been nice gnawing you! @Rowsitt Which vegetable do sailors hate the most? Leeks! @apple314 What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner! @xBxthxnyx Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field! @Kooky_20 What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ok, that is all for today 😊 |
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CrazyKoala
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2 years, 8 months ago by CrazyKoala
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heyy555
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2 years, 8 months ago by heyy555
@Denver , i accidently gave you a joke i already used, here's another:How does Spiderman do research? On the World Wide Web! 💻🕸 |
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2 years, 8 months ago by heyy555
@CALInatureWhat’s the smartest insect? A spelling bee! @_Ederle_ Which superhero hits home runs? Batman! @KrazyKnotz How does a barber drive to work? He takes shortcuts! @QueenReni Why did the bird get in trouble at school? For tweeting on a test! @Alyssaz Where do most horses live? In neigh-borhoods! @xc2024 What fruit do twins love? Pears @Denver Who eats snails? People who don’t like fast food! @Rowsitt Why did the computer get sick? It caught a virus! @apple314 What’s the largest gem on earth? A baseball diamond @xBxthxnyx @Kooky_20 What is the strongest animal in the sea? Mussels! @CrazyKoala What’s the most famous fish? A starfish |
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heyy555
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2 years, 8 months ago by heyy555
@xBxthxnyxi am soooo sorry, here is a joke: What goes up and never comes down? Your age! |
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CrazyKoala
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2 years, 8 months ago by CrazyKoala
this is amazing!!! so glad i did this 😂
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heyy555
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2 years, 8 months ago by heyy555
@CrazyKoalaaww, tysm! ❤️ |
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heyy555
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2 years, 8 months ago by heyy555
@CALInatureWhy did two 4's skip dinner? Because they already 8. @_Ederle_ Why should you never trust a burrito? Because it always spills the beans. @KrazyKnotz What washes up on very small beaches? Micro-waves. @QueenReni What did one elevator say to the other? "I think I am coming down with something." @Alyssaz Why doesn't the sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees. @xc2024 What do you call a train caring bubble-gum? A chew-chew train. @Denver Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide. @Rowsitt Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing. @apple314 What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk. @xBxthxnyx What happened when a faucet a tomato and some lettuce ran a race together? The lettuce was ahead, the faucet was running, and the tomato was trying to ketchup. @Kooky_20 Why couldn't the leopard play hide and go seek? Because he was always spotted. @CrazyKoala What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. |
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2 years, 8 months ago by Rowsitt
i love this so much
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Books4Ever
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2 years, 8 months ago by Books4Ever
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heyy555
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2 years, 8 months ago by heyy555
@Rowsittthanks! glad you like it! :] |
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amayab
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2 years, 8 months ago by amayab
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escobpen00
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2 years, 8 months ago by escobpen00
@heyy555 heck yeah make me laugh!
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heyy555
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2 years, 8 months ago by heyy555
@CALInatureHow are dogs like cell phones? They both have collar id. @_Ederle_ What can you catch, but never throw? A cold! @KrazyKnotz Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher told him it would be a piece of cake! @QueenReni Why was the broom late? It over-swept! @Alyssaz Where do pencils come from? Pennsylvania! @xc2024 How do you keep a bull from charging? Take away its credit card! @Denver What kind of key opens a banana? A mon-key! @Rowsitt Which hand is it better to write with? Neither, it’s better to write with a pencil! @apple314 What did the buffalo say when his little boy left for school? Bison! @xBxthxnyx Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure? Because he was a little shellfish! @Kooky_20 Why did the pony get sent to his room? He wouldn’t stop horsing around! @CrazyKoala What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill! @Books4Ever What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! @amayab Why did the kid throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly! @escobpen00 Where do you go to school to learn how to greet people? Hi school! okay, that's all for today, hope you enjoy them! 😄 |
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2 years, 8 months ago by apple314
these are hilarious 😜 😂 😂 ❤️
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2 years, 8 months ago by grace_kwak
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heyy555
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2 years, 8 months ago by heyy555
ok, today is knock-knock jokes, so KNOCK, KNOCK@CALInature Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, I’ve been knocking forever! @_Ederle_ Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome. @KrazyKnotz Who’s there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel not working? @QueenReni Who’s there? Icy. Icy who? Icy you in there! @Alyssaz Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? ICE CREAM SO YOU CAN HEAR ME! @xc2024 Who’s there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anyone want to let me in? @Denver Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water you asking so many questions for, just open up! @Rowsitt Who’s there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you! Who’s there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside, let me in! @apple314 Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie body home? @xBxthxnyx Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke! @Kooky_20 Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here! @CrazyKoala Who’s there? Cows go. Cows go who? No, silly! Cows go, “Moo!” @Books4Ever Who’s there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business! @amayab @escobpen00 Who’s there? Spell. Spell who? Okay, W-H-O! @grace_kwak Who’s there? Anita? Anita who? Anita borrow a pencil! okay, that's all for today, hope you enjoy them! 😄 |
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heyy555
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2 years, 8 months ago by heyy555
@amayabopps! the second joke in Roswitt's place was for you, sorry |
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2 years, 8 months ago by Firecorn
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2 years, 8 months ago by heyy555
@CALInatureWhat has ears but can’t hear? A cornfield. @_Ederle_ How do you turn a soup into gold? Add 24 carrots. @KrazyKnotz Why are pigs bad drivers? They hog the road. @QueenReni What kind of bow can’t be tied? A rainbow. @Alyssaz Why is Santa such a good gardener? Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe! @xc2024 What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator. @Denver What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake. @Rowsitt Can February March? No, but April May. @apple314 What do you call a monkey when you take his bananas? Furious George. @xBxthxnyx How do you cut the ocean in half? Use a sea-saw. @Kooky_20 What does Santa bring when he goes fishing? His North Pole. @CrazyKoala Where do eggplants come from? Chicken plants. @Books4Ever Why do sharks only swim in saltwater? Pepper makes them sneeze! @amayab What’s the best day for going to the beach? Sunday (obviously!) @escobpen00 What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher. @grace_kwak What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer. @Firecorn Why did the turkey join the band? Because he had drumsticks! |
