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heyy555
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2 years, 8 months ago by heyy555
@CALInaturehow do billboards talk to each other? with sign language @_Ederle_ what do you call a bear with no teeth? a gummy bear @KrazyKnotz why should you never trust an atom? they make up everything @QueenReni what is a snake's favorite subject in school? hiss-tory @Alyssaz why do beets always win? they are un-beet-able @xc2024 what do you give a sick lemon? lemon-aid @Denver when do you go at red and stop at green? when you're eating a watermelon @Rowsitt what is a cow's favorite holiday? moo year's eve @apple314 why cant you tell an egg a joke? it will crack up okay thats all for today! 😄 |
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KrazyKnotz
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2 years, 8 months ago by KrazyKnotz
@heyy555 😂
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heyy555
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2 years, 8 months ago by heyy555
@CALInaturewhat did the teddy bear say when he was offered desert? no thanks, i'm stuffed @_Ederle_ why was the math book sad? it had too many problems @KrazyKnotz what did the astronauts think of the restaurant on the moon? good food, but no atmosphere @QueenReni what is the saddest bird? the blue jay @Alyssaz why did the cookie go to the hospital? it felt crummy @xc2024 where do baby cows eat? at the calf-eteria @Denver what do you give a sick bird? good tweetment @Rowsitt why are sport stadiums so cool? they are filled with fans @apple314 what do you call a camel with no humps? Humphrey okay thats all for today! 😄 |
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xc2024
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2 years, 8 months ago by xc2024
😂 @heyy555 i love this, it actually made my day
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heyy555
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2 years, 8 months ago by heyy555
@xc2024aww, thanks! 😊 |
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aries_girl
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2 years, 8 months ago by aries_girl
Lol I got a joke- are you an onion oger nesting doll, because you got layers
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heyy555
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2 years, 8 months ago by heyy555
@aries_girl lol, thanks!😄
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heyy555
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2 years, 8 months ago by heyy555
@CALInaturewhy do bananas wear suntan lotion? because they peel @_Ederle_ what do get when you cross a snowball with a shark? Frost bite @KrazyKnotz what did the happy volcano say to the angry volcano? don't blow your top! @QueenReni what is the coolest spice? Chile @Alyssaz why couldn't the pirates play cards? because the captain was on the deck @xc2024 why dont mountains get cold in the winter? they wear snow caps @Denver what did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil? stop going in circles and get to the point @Rowsitt doctor, how is the boy who swallowed the quarter? no change yet 😂 @apple314 what kind of ship lies at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? a nervous wreck okay, thats it! 🙂 |
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CALInature
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2 years, 8 months ago by CALInature
Where r u getting all of these
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heyy555
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2 years, 8 months ago by heyy555
@CALInaturei get them from joke books and the internet💻📚 |
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xBxthxnyx
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2 years, 8 months ago by xBxthxnyx
@heyy555
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heyy555
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2 years, 8 months ago by heyy555
@CALInatureWhy does everyone love snowmen? They’re cool. @_Ederle_ What’s a foot long and slippery? A slipper. @KrazyKnotz What room has no doors? A mushroom. @QueenReni Where do sick fish go? To the dock @Alyssaz Where do polar bears keep their money? A snowbank. @xc2024 Why aren’t koalas actual bears? The don’t meet the koalafications. @Denver Which bird has the worst manners? Mocking birds. @Rowsitt Where do burgers go dancing? The meatball. @apple314 What time does a duck wake up? The quack of down. @xBxthxnyx What’s a foot long and slippery? A slipper. ok, that is all for today 😊 |
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heyy555
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2 years, 8 months ago by heyy555
@xBxthxnyx oops I accidently used the same joke twice, here's another one:Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine.🤣 |
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heyy555
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2 years, 8 months ago by heyy555
@xBxthxnyxahh! 😫 i used that joke too so sorry, here's another why can't a nose be 12 inches long? because then it would be a foot 😂 |
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KrazyKnotz
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2 years, 8 months ago by KrazyKnotz
Your jokes always brighten my day! 😊
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Kooky_20
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2 years, 8 months ago by Kooky_20
@heyy555 Im TagGiNg yOu
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heyy555
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2 years, 8 months ago by heyy555
@KrazyKnotzaww, thanks! 😊 |
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heyy555
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2 years, 8 months ago by heyy555
@CALInaturewhat goes tick-tock, woof-woof, tick-tock? a watchdog @_Ederle_ why should you never trust stairs? there always up to something @KrazyKnotz when does a joke become a "dad" joke? when it becomes apparent @QueenReni why did the bullet end up losing his job? he got fired @Alyssaz why is peter pan always flying? because he Neverlands @xc2024 how does NASA organize a party? they planet @Denver how many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? ten tickles @Rowsitt you heard the rumor going around about the butter? never mind, i shouldn't spread it @apple314 what do you call a belt with a watch on it? a waist of time @xBxthxnyx i stayed up all night and tried to find out where the sun was. then it dawned on me @Kooky_20 what do dentists call their x-rays? tooth pics ok, that is all for today 😊 |
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Denver
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2 years, 8 months ago by Denver
This is hilarious 🤣, great job 👏🏼
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heyy555
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2 years, 8 months ago by heyy555
@Denverthanks! glad you like it! 😄 |
