funny thing happened at dnd...
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_Theatre_
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3 years, 8 months ago by _Theatre_
ok so heres how my dungeons and dragons campaign went last night. i'll use the first letter of names.i'm p, the gay she-tiefling of the group. my friend is t, a straight half-orc that was friends with penumbra. note the was. *at the tavern hiding out* T: P, can I... Talk to you about something? P: Shoot. T: Um, alone? P: Uh, no. Tell me here or don't tell me. I don't think there's anything the whole group can't know T: I... I can't. Can you at least step outside for a second? P: It's literally pouring rain and the entire town is on magical green fire. And there's a bloodthirsty Lich at the door. *pause for effect* Okay, I'll go to that table for five minutes, but make it quick. *walks over* T: P, I need to be honest with you about this. I like you. A lot. I think I love you. P: *wheeze* Have I not been saying the whole time that I'm lesbian? That was literally the first thing i ever told you, I said "Hi, I'm penumbra and I'm lesbian so back off". Am I not the most emocore lesbian you have ever met? Have I not fulfilled my gay duties? T: Wait, what? I thought lesbian was a type of bread or like shoes or something! (yes he actually said this). Wait, what is lesbian? P: *heightened gae wheezing* DM: Ok T, roll a Charisma saving throw. Me and T's player at the same time: Me: WAIT WHAT no fair hes not going to charm P into being in love with him she's gay! T: Wait did you just say saving throw Rest of party: Literally on the ground laughing 😂 |
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llama1013
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3 years, 8 months ago by llama1013
that sounds hilarious 😂😂
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