Funniest thing you’ve heard ur friends say!
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Julia_2009
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Julia_2009
1 year, 3 months ago by Julia_2009
Ok my fave thing one of my friends has said recently was


“I’m gonna eat your weenus and its gonna taste like PURPLE!”
Hylia224
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Hylia224
1 year, 3 months ago by Hylia224
"You smell fruity"

"WHO WANTS TO BE MY HORSE???"



....get it?
Julia_2009
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Julia_2009
1 year, 3 months ago by Julia_2009
@Hylia224 both of those sound like things my friends would say lol
SheepDog12
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SheepDog12
1 year, 1 month ago by SheepDog12
“you’re the yellowest person i know!” (dont worry they are both korean)
Yelena09
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Yelena09
1 year, 1 month ago by Yelena09
"LET US ROW TO SOUTH AMERICA AND MEET THE FRUIT LOOP BIRDS!!!"

" . . . Magical powder? YOU'VE DABBLED IN THE MAGICAL POWDER??" (It was a drawing medicine you mix with water and put over your wound, but I gave no context and this is what I got)
Hylia224
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Hylia224
1 year, 1 month ago by Hylia224
"What??? Nooooo bro I'm a child of God like...*wheeze*"
18390648
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18390648
1 year, 1 month ago by 18390648
Mmm yummy sunchips
fishyknots
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fishyknots
1 year, 1 month ago by fishyknots
“i got fired from the dairy farm”
Yelena09
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Yelena09
1 year, 1 month ago by Yelena09
"What would your grandmother think???"
xc2024
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xc2024
1 year, 1 month ago by xc2024
“you have the iq of a toaster strudel” - my sister
Cow29
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Cow29
1 year, 1 month ago by Cow29
"NO! But only because I found this little washer..."
Cow28
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Cow28
1 year, 1 month ago by Cow28
CHINA CHINESE ENGLISH DICTIONARY, Gerald! SING!

That was @Cow29 who did that and i said theirs too.
Cow29
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Cow29
1 year, 1 month ago by Cow29
We don't even know a person called Gerald!
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sourapples
1 year, 1 month ago by sourapples
We were at a field trip for school and they had a bunch of miniature stores and stuff and we finished eating lunch and she said “is that a real or fake trash can?”
Cow29
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Cow29
1 year ago by Cow29
The guy who said this isn't my friend but "Maxwell, you're not the Mona Lisa!"
Yelena09
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Yelena09
1 year ago by Yelena09
It wasn't a friend of mine, but I accidentally overheard a game of Uno at a nursing home (These people were in their 80s and 90s)

" . . . "
"YoU dIdN't—"
"SHUT UP GERALD I CALLED UNO"
"But—"
"I SAID SHUT UP GERALD!!" *proceeds to whack Gerald with cane*
Cow29
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Cow29
1 year ago by Cow29
OMGG that actually happened? No...
fishyknots
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fishyknots
1 year ago by fishyknots
@Yelena09 😂😂😂😂😂
Yelena09
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Yelena09
1 year ago by Yelena09
@fishyknots elderly people are very funny and out of context sometimes 😂
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tkd2010
1 year ago by tkd2010
PUT YOUR HANDS UP YOU CHICKEN LOVIN GORILLA
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