Help. Im being attacked by moths
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Livilou
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Livilou
2 years, 4 months ago by Livilou
Its in the middle of the night for me and moths keep coming out of nowhere and flying like they got the zoomies or smth. I trapped one and set it free outside and I thought that was the end of it. I was in fact wrong. 30 mins later another one comes flying at me full speed ahead and I text my friends asking for help. They dont answer. My texts dont go through. My stepmom turned off the wifi. I am now alone. I look up. The moth is gone. I start panicking and start smacking stuff trying to get it o fly out so I can capture it and free it. I cannot find it. I cant text any of my friends. And Im scared because I hate bugs 😭. The heck do i do now? This moth most certainly does not get free rent and I am not going to be able to fall asleep knowing its creeping around somewhere planning its attack. Only the beginning of its rebellion. I must end this now before it is too late...
Livilou
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Livilou
2 years, 4 months ago by Livilou
Lest it reproduce and make a moth army. After then it is only a matter of time before they take over the house and all of its contents. Soon after that they will find and recruit others. They will take over the city I call my home. After that they go after the states. Next it will be the WORLD.
damila
Skiller
damila
2 years, 4 months ago by damila
i think we should evacuate and set sights for mars before it is too late 😪
Livilou
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Livilou
2 years, 4 months ago by Livilou
Agreed. Who has the easiest way to contact NASA and get this rocket going? I can feel that we have only a limited amount of time before they strike
Stitched
Bracelet King
Stitched
2 years, 4 months ago by Stitched
But what if they've already taken over NASA?
Livilou
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Livilou
2 years, 4 months ago by Livilou
@Stitched then we would all be sent to our dooms. But thankfully I have caught the beast that has been taunting and tormenting me all these days. CRISIS AVERTED
TKEStrong3
Bracelet King
TKEStrong3
2 years, 4 months ago by TKEStrong3
i heard Titan might be a good option in a couple thousand years or something, its too cold now but if the sun heats up enough all the ice on that moon will melt and be water.
or just sleep all the way under the blanket.
if you find moth eggs kill them
get a moth trap
get one of those fly swatter things
get an electric fly swatter things
buy a new house
move to Antarctica
move to Greenland
eat the offending moths (deep fry them!)
get a pet bird (to eat them?)
get pet toads/frogs (to eat them)
get a pet spider/tarantula (to eat them)
get a pet lizard (also to eat them)
stop killing spiders around your house/knocking down their webs
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