tell me about your country, but make it stereotypes page 5
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Wolf-lover
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1 year, 3 months ago by Wolf-lover
Yeah 👍 😂
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Wolf-lover
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1 year, 3 months ago by Wolf-lover
@AlmaLlama yeah 👍😂
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_Theatre_
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1 year, 3 months ago by _Theatre_
every day i wake up, take the bald eagle for a walk in my ford f150, yell at my wife, then have mcdonald's for breakfast.i am unemployed so in my free time i collect f^rearms and hang them on the wall. i have more mcdonald's for lunch and try to oppress marginalized groups as much as i can, just for funsies. maybe i can even catch an undocumented immigrant or two. in the afternoon, i salute my country's flag for a few hours. i scrape my knee sometimes when building a wall at the border, so i pay the healthcare system a couple hundred thousand dollars for a bandaid. on some days, i whine about the president, no matter who it is. i pay my daily tribute to the government and also my college. for dinner, i go into my backyard and hunt some deer, then i eat it RAW with my BARE HANDS like a real man. i have some beer for dessert and polish my cowboy costume, then go to bed for a nice and restful sleep before repeating. |
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_Theatre_
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1 year, 3 months ago by _Theatre_
as for my state,I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND HAVE SOME WICKED GOOD DUNKIN ON SOME DAYS I TAKE THE T TO WORK, BUT SOMETIMES I PAHK MY CAH IN HAHVID YAHD. I LIKE TO YELL I CANT REMEMBER WHAT MY JOB IS BUT I GET MORE DUNKIES FOR LUNCH IM IRISH I CATCH A SOX GAME IN THE EVENING AND DRINK CLAM CHOWDER FROM THE BUBBLER FOR DINNER I GET ANGRY WHEN DRIVING HOME, SO I CUSS AT MY FELLOW DRIVAHS I MAKE A POLITICAL STATEMENT OR TWO AND GO TO BED AFTER MY DESSERT DUNKIES RINSE AND REPEAT |
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Stmermaid1
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1 year, 3 months ago by Stmermaid1
I wake up in the morning and put on my beret and stripy long sleeve t shirt, I take a peek out of the window, it's sunny and warm today but suddenly a pigeon lands on my windowsill, I scream in fright as it flies into my apartment! A 𝒎𝒐𝒏 𝒅𝒊𝒆𝒖, what a great start to my day I think as I fiercely shoo the pigeon out of the room. I head into the bathroom to groom my hypothetical mustache... I put on my shoes and open my door; leaving the apartment, I pick up my subscription of the daily newspaper. Ten minutes later, I'm sat down, while the waitress takes my order of a chocolate croissant and a cup of warm coffee. The streets sing with the sound of people and cars. Whistling to myself, I read the latest scandals to happen in my city, the bustling 𝒗𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆 𝒅𝒆 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒔....
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beastyboys
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1 year, 3 months ago by beastyboys
Ok I’m bored so imma do my state now: nothing. Literally nothing. What’s the most fun thing to do here? Leave. Idk what to tell y’all but there’s nothing here.
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sourapples
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1 year, 2 months ago by sourapples
is it nebraska lol
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sourapples
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1 year, 2 months ago by sourapples
alllll right here is my state
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sourapples
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1 year, 2 months ago by sourapples
so we never wear a mask there are like 5 national parks i think very spread out lots of lakes and mountains and we have our own sauce and our own foods because we are kind of a weird place and there is a lot of cowboys int the small towns and if you haven’t already guessed here’s the big hint
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sourapples
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1 year, 2 months ago by sourapples
BEST SNOW ON EARTH
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angelicsky
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1 year, 2 months ago by angelicsky
Guns
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Gaia_ciaoo
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1 year, 2 months ago by Gaia_ciaoo
I wake up late, and I have breakfast with a cappuccino and a cornetto. then I go to the Pizzeria where I work, and I make pizzas all day. as a snack I eat some gelato, and when I finish working I admire the Pisa tower and I eat another gelato because I can’t survive without it. then I play the mandolino and for dinner I eat some pasta al pesto and I drink an espresso (I have dinner at 9 p.m.) then I call my friends: Mario, Luigi, Alberto and Fabrizio and I go to bed at 2 a.m.
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Gaia_ciaoo
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1 year, 2 months ago by Gaia_ciaoo
also I say “mamma mia!” all the time
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Gaia_ciaoo
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1 year, 2 months ago by Gaia_ciaoo
and breaking spaghetti here is illegal
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Lava_Lav
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1 year, 2 months ago by Lava_Lav
No internet. Another website filtered. I turn the VPN on and go on the internet. Dang, more political and religious fights
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pigloverr
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1 year, 1 month ago by pigloverr
Here is my state. I wake up look out my window at my farm suddenly I need to go to the bathroom so I go out to my outhouse after I use the bathroom I go get some breakfast which is corn then I leave my house to go hug all the trees on my acreage I look out after hugging the tree and all I see is farmland I remembered I need to go to town so I grab my tractor and head in to town I see a stranger that I have never met and say hi and have an hour long talk with them then I take a deep breathe only to smell cows I was told by three people that my people are the nicest I went to Walmart to get some Dorothy Lynch dressing after all we are obsessed oh yea I talk to my friend who works at the call center another stranger said we have the best customer service soon I get hungry so I go to Runza because we all worship runza at Runza I get cinnamon rolls and chili the best combination to exist I also get look-aid to drink I cut myself and see that the blood I bleed is Husker red and soon I remember my childhood and how my first words were Go Big Red!
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fever029
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1 year, 1 month ago by fever029
I wake up, drink tea, greet the king (he is always in our living rooms at 8am sharp), wander on down to ye old school, and have another cup of tea after school
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Lava_Lav
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1 year, 1 month ago by Lava_Lav
More stereotypes: there's no religious person here. All of them have been already slain.Everyone here either knows Arabic or Turkish, even if they don't know English. I care about cheetahs more than humans (not wrong tho). We use so many messenger apps. Tea with mint and rock candy works for every illness |
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Penguins24
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1 year ago by Penguins24
This is just my state too: Every morning I wake up and have to look at a map. I suddenly become very disappointed that I don’t live in the big city my state is known for. I eat an apple for breakfast with maple syrup. After school, I have to walk home in the -30 degree temperatures and snowstorms. Then, for dinner, we have more apples.
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ClaireDall
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1 year ago by ClaireDall
Throw some shrimp on the barbie.
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