tell me about your country, but make it stereotypes page 4
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knotnotkni
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2 years, 3 months ago by knotnotkni
Today I woke up and wrestled an alligator to assert dominance, then rode it to my local Publix. As it was 120 degrees and it was so humid I was essentially boiling inside, I commuted on my alligator 5 minutes to the beach and yelled at tourists for crowding it. Next I used my alligator to rob a bank, getting on the news and then escaping back to my home. I slept in the traditional garb of a Hawaiian shirt and khakis, onto another day.
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asilva
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2 years, 3 months ago by asilva
@knotnotkni my guess is flordia
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knotnotkni
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2 years, 3 months ago by knotnotkni
@asliva wow how did you ever guess /s
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asilva
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2 years, 3 months ago by asilva
Definitely how hot and tourists crowding gave it away only time I have been there for a connecting flight to brazil
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-Nobody-
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2 years, 3 months ago by -Nobody-
StateI wake up in the morning and immediately go outside for there are many mountains, it snows quite a bit but not many feet but still manages to snow sometimes in the spring, which is fine cause it means more skiing and snowboarding. The little valley we have down south is harvesting their corn, potatoes, and everything else before it starts snowing. The rattlesnakes and prairie dogs are trying to find places to go. While everyone is getting ready for winter, the hunters are getting ready for some bucks and elk, along with very few rabbits. People are still out in the ATV's and always fishing on the lakes and rivers to take a break because all they do is hunt, fish, and drink. No state original person really says yee-haw but a lot of those who do say it visit every so often. |
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Hylia224
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1 year, 4 months ago by Hylia224
Ima do my stateI wake up and smell the cheese Have cheese from the cows out back that I have to milk in 2 minutes Collect eggs, check on the corn and beans and eat cheese for lunch Hunt me some deers, milk the cows once more and have cheese and a glass of fresh milk for dinner 🧀 🧀🧀 |
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NorthKnots
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1 year, 4 months ago by NorthKnots
im doing my state 🙂i wake up, get my swimsuit on, and ride down to the beach on my bike with my friends. we have ice cream cones for breakfast. we spend all day surfing, then i go and model for a big company, where im surrounded by movie stars and celebrities. its hot, like it always is, but never too hot. later i go to the beach again and get perfect pictures of the beautiful sunset with tall palm trees in the background. |
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NorthKnots
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1 year, 4 months ago by NorthKnots
@Hylia224 wisconsin?
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Hylia224
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1 year, 4 months ago by Hylia224
@NorthKnots yep! You got it! Gold star! 🌟
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maddyson
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1 year, 4 months ago by maddyson
Pizza.
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Beeskin
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1 year, 4 months ago by Beeskin
@NorthKnots California?
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NorthKnots
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1 year, 4 months ago by NorthKnots
@Beeskin yup
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NorthKnots
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1 year, 4 months ago by NorthKnots
this is what my day actually looks like: wake up, eat breakfast, read/ make bracelets/ text my friends/ chill, get ready for dance, ballet class, go to starbucks, more dance, get home, eat dinner, sometimes watch a movie or shower, read, go to bed 😇 😇
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KK120308
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1 year, 3 months ago by KK120308
I wake up and say “Imagine having the largest amount of freshwater ever” and then go chop down some trees. And drive up to the peninsula
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KK120308
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1 year, 3 months ago by KK120308
we also talk rlly rlly fast and it’s still POP not Soda. We were also like the last state to lift the mask mandate 🤭
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Yelena09
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1 year, 3 months ago by Yelena09
Eagles soar the big blue sky and I see freedom on every corner. I only drink sweet tea and beer. I ride with my dad in his truck every morning and work in green fields riding horses and herding cows (:
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beastyboys
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1 year, 3 months ago by beastyboys
I wake up at noon because I’m lazy and fat (I want to make it clear that I’m not making fun of fat people but it’s just a stereotype here). I go to work at McDonald’s but end up eating food the entire time. I go home and skip going to class. I decide to drive to get energy drinks because I’m too lazy to walk and I want to hurt the planet. On my way to get energy drinks, i make sure to litter ALLL over the place. While I’m at the store getting energy drinks I decide to get a family sized bag of chips to eat. When I get home, I lounge around for the rest of the day in my bathtub full of money. Then, I finish off the day by not taking care of my hygiene and just sleeping.
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Wolf-lover
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1 year, 3 months ago by Wolf-lover
I live in the middle of nowhere, winter last like forever, we live solely on poutine, HOCKEY, maple syrup is cool lol 😏🍁
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suppeople
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1 year, 3 months ago by suppeople
I went to a music event and they had deep fried green beans
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AlmaLlama
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1 year, 3 months ago by AlmaLlama
@Wolf-lover Canada?
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