tell me about your country, but make it stereotypes page 3
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Borst_Soup
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Borst_Soup
2 years, 5 months ago by Borst_Soup
over 85% of people own cell phones
LupaAndy
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LupaAndy
2 years, 5 months ago by LupaAndy
In my country, we are rude and never happy. Men are romantic and women don't shave, but everyone is very fashionable. We believe we are smarter than everyone else in the world, especially american (sorry). Racism, homophobia and sexism exist only beyond our borders, we are just nostalgic of the wonderful time before the revolution. Of course, we eat snails and frogs and we don't take shower ^^

Some of those stereotypes are actually reality, guess which one ^^
tkd2010
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tkd2010
2 years, 5 months ago by tkd2010
i’m gonna do state too. we wake up every morning at sunrise. put on our cowboy hats, boots, overalls and go work on the farm. for lunch we eat cornbread and sweet tea (and maybe some white washed mexican food) farmers tans, missing teeth, trailer parks, old racist white conservative christian man that says y’all too much is the preacher at our little white church. going fishing and hunting just about every weekend. SUPER CONSERVATIVE AND HOMOPHOBIC! idk can y’all guess it i tried😂
tkd2010
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tkd2010
2 years, 5 months ago by tkd2010
@LupaAndy France? idk romantic and women that don’t shave and i thought of france😂
LupaAndy
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LupaAndy
2 years, 5 months ago by LupaAndy
@tkd2010 Oh, I didn't think "women who don't shave" was the best hint 😄
lydia_g
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lydia_g
2 years, 5 months ago by lydia_g
I’m doing kind of a mix of state and country-

I wake up at 1pm because I’m lazy. Corn. Immediately I crave corn. I go to my nearest Cracker Barrel and eat everything they have. Corn. Mind flooded with corn. Next I go home and watch TV for a few hours. Then I make burgers. 10 for myself. Corn. Corn. Then I go outside and tend to my massive corn field. Then I go and drive around the neighborhood in my golf cart and race little children on tricycles. Corn. Oh, today is Sunday! Church time. I love Jesus.

Idek if that was right at all… also I don’t follow a religion
yagirlmadz
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yagirlmadz
2 years, 5 months ago by yagirlmadz
I come from a land of trees, mountails, and country accents, we say y’all and jeesumcrow
asters
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asters
2 years, 5 months ago by asters
maple syrup.
Chillq
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Chillq
2 years, 5 months ago by Chillq
I wake up in the morning near ponds and lakes. I co
Chillq
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Chillq
2 years, 5 months ago by Chillq
Oops
Chillq
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Chillq
2 years, 5 months ago by Chillq
So basically I’m from a place where a lot of farming is done. (Honey, agriculture, etc.) mostly done in the farther area of the state. (I live right next to Wisconsin but not in Wisconsin)
Chillq
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Chillq
2 years, 5 months ago by Chillq
It’s also freezing, istg. (Also there’s a lot of severe weather lately, like the 5/11 tornado)
La_Loca
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La_Loca
2 years, 5 months ago by La_Loca
I wake to the sound of roosters, church bells and distant dogs barking. I hop on my burro and head out to the cantina for my daily tequila intake and pick up a kilo of tortillas for my neighbors on my way home so they can make taquitos
chicken156
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chicken156
2 years, 4 months ago by chicken156
In my country everything is dry there are no plants, there are giraffes and lions and elephants. In fact everyone has a pet elephant. There is no food to eat or water to drink. And it so hot!
chicken156
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chicken156
2 years, 4 months ago by chicken156
Oh, almost forgot internet dosent exist and we have to walk ten km to drink water.
minapeng
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minapeng
2 years, 4 months ago by minapeng
I’ll do my state. bipolar weather (it’s rlly bad in spring time), instead of measuring the distance in miles to get places we say it in minutes, we either like one of the major teams based in our city or we like the one in the state next to us, most (if not all) people touring the state just go to the major city, we literally don’t care about tornado warnings (most don’t go to basement because majority of the time it’s never near us)
harrypotty
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harrypotty
2 years, 3 months ago by harrypotty
After i wake up i have a nice breakfast consisting only of maple syrup. i exit my igloo and take my pet moose through the hoard of geese. I then apologize to everything and everyone i come across for merely existing. When we finally get to Tim Hortons, our only place we can get food from, I order my coffee and tim bits. Me and the person taking my order had a conversation consisting of only the words "eh" and "sorry", even though neither of us did anything wrong. Me and my moose then travel to the annual 'take out all of our rage on justin beiber' meeting with the rest of the country. He was a failed experiment. Then we all played hockey. the end.
asilva
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asilva
2 years, 3 months ago by asilva
I’m gonna do my state.
asilva
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asilva
2 years, 3 months ago by asilva
I wake up at any time of the day. During the day we go to wawa atleast 5 times since we have nothing to do. We run into crazy people and drug addicts every where we go. We end the day by getting invited to parties but never go since stuff always go downs at them. We end the night by watching tiktoks all together and come across which is better sheetz or wawa. Then go to bed at anytime.
asilva
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asilva
2 years, 3 months ago by asilva
Also no one can suspect what our weather will because it’s never correct unless there’s a heat wave. And then white boys act like their ghetto. Welcome to my state, try to guess!
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