tell me about your country, but make it stereotypes
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HelloooIts
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2 years, 9 months ago by HelloooIts
basically what i mean is:you DONT say your country, but give a fake walkthrough of your day. which isnt accurate at all, but just what people seem to think |
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HelloooIts
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2 years, 9 months ago by HelloooIts
here everyone wakes up at 6:30 exact. i eat breakfast (bread with cheese and hagelslag, everything else is illegal), and sometimes some [happy grass] as well. i put on my wooden shoes, and go check on my windmill. my clothes are traditionally ugly. from the mill i have a great view on my tulips, which i may or may not have planted cheese form. then i complain about the weather, the trainschedule, the weather again, the world, america, people, once again the weather, and also about stereotypes. after a long day of work on my cheese farm (where i had bread with cheese and hagelslag for lunch) i come back home. i turn on the tv and watch Bassie & Adriaan, everything else is illegal. i might also go to amsterdam, to complain about the weather, and buy... stuff. for dinner, i eat cabbage hotchpot, carrotstew, and other kinds of mushy substances. i complain about the weather. this was at 5pm. as dessert, i eat a stroopwafel and yogurt. then the dikes break once again, 3rd time this week now. i walk to the attic, and sit there until the flood is over. then i go to sleep, at 9pm strict. to help sleeping, i put on some rain noises, even though its already raining outside. then i do the same thing again the next day |
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HelloooIts
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2 years, 9 months ago by HelloooIts
of course, I cycled to amsterdam, on my bike made out of leftover cheese. I shouted at every old person on an e-bike
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sftball011
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2 years, 9 months ago by sftball011
So I’m gonna do the state I live in because the us has so many areas. It’s freezing cold all year round. The whole state is ether lakes or cornfields. Everyone lives on a farm. All we do for fun is go to our cabin and fish off of our boat.
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angelicsky
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2 years, 9 months ago by angelicsky
@sftball011 I LIVE IN MN TOO!!
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sftball011
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2 years, 9 months ago by sftball011
@angelicsky that’s so cool!!! I live in northwest of Minneapolis
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sftball011
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2 years, 9 months ago by sftball011
Also I forgot to add another stereotype. Everyone says “don’t ya know” and has a Canadian accent. And yes we do say pop and not soda but that’s the right way. Lol.
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TKEStrong3
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2 years, 9 months ago by TKEStrong3
im just gonna do my state, too.I woke up this morning in the dark, and left my igloo too go catch breakfast out of a hole in the ice and had to swim back through a bunch of snow. along the way i got attacked by the same polar bear that ate one of my dogs last night. this time though i was able to fight it off and brought it back to skin and feed to my remaining sled dogs. Then i brought lunch to my dad, because he's been busy butchering the beluga whale he speared a few days ago. after that i went to help with raising the new whale bone longhouse in the village. i hitched up the dogs to go check my trapline real quick, then came back to help my mom butcher the beavers i got so we could have beaver with our muktuk. after dinner my sisters and i sat by the fire to work on sewing up our old winter parkas and my mom sewed some new mukluks while my dad fixed one of his spears. before bed we snacked on salmon from the previous summer-we've almost finished all of it. tomorrow i'm supposed to go help my grandpa finish the totem pole he's been working on for a while now. |
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Somerandom
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2 years, 9 months ago by Somerandom
I'm just going to do my stateTiger King, Casinos on the border with other states, very low teacher pay, very spread out, cows |
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angelicsky
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2 years, 9 months ago by angelicsky
I wake up and put on a sweater because thats what we do hear. Im asked if i want breakfast and i reply: o yea, u betcha. I then put on five layers of coats and walk out side in the negative 26 degree weather (that actually happened few years ago. I then play hockey on one of our 11,848 lakes, many of whuch are named moose lake. Then i go to my cabin up north lol
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i_pinecone
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2 years, 9 months ago by i_pinecone
Ketchup. Burgers. Fat. There’s crazy people in the south in ~Floreeduh~
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Cirivere
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2 years, 9 months ago by Cirivere
If we don't eat cheese we die, Our shoes are made out of wood and if we don't plan and organize our daily lives in a planner we explode. Also, we love a good bargain and our president goes to work on a bycicle. |
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Cirivere
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2 years, 9 months ago by Cirivere
I would legit sell my soul to the devil if it means I save 5 cents on a carton of eggs
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HelloooIts
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2 years, 9 months ago by HelloooIts
@Cirivere ayyyyy lets goanyway how's your windmill doing? the tulips alright? isnt the weather just awful and annoying today i hate the weather here |
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Natasha09
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2 years, 9 months ago by Natasha09
Hi everyone I wake up and get dressed up in my leprechaun outfit and est potatoes for every meal because that’s all I eat. After that when I got out in the morning I say top of the morning to everybody I meet because that’s the only way to say hello.
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QueenReni
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2 years, 9 months ago by QueenReni
I wake up at six'o clock and put my Dirndl on. Than I go downstairs for breakfast. My father weares leather trousers and my sister and my mother weare Dirndls too. We eat pretzels and veal sausage and we drink beer for breakfast. After breakfast my sister and I go in time to school and my father to work. My mother stays at home to keep the house. At lunchtime my sister and I come home. Than we have potatoes, sauerkraut and schweins haxe for lunch. After lunch we do quickly our omework and go outside to play soccer. In our garden are many garden gnomes, a well-kept lawn and a patch. But the weather is bad so we go again inside. We write some poems or read some books. At 4 pm my father comes home in his loved Mercedes-Benz, that he washes every day, home. At 6 pm we have dinner. Than my sister and I have to go to bed and my parents watch musikantenstadl (brass bands) on TV.
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t09zivKN
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2 years, 9 months ago by t09zivKN
Everyday I wake up and eat junk food, donuts and pizza and hotdogs and anything with grease. I was going to go to my geography class but y'know I always fail in it anyways so what's the point. I will just sit on my couch and watch tv all day and make fun of other countries by doing awful accent impressions and then i think imma go shoot some guns.
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loopAloop
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2 years, 9 months ago by loopAloop
Cheese
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soka_snips
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2 years, 7 months ago by soka_snips
I wake up to the smell of freedom and the sound of eagles crying. I drink my coffee and put on my cowboy hat (yeehaw) and I load up my pickup truck with nothing but shotguns and beer.
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Denver
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2 years, 7 months ago by Denver
I do not live in Holland but I have visited many times and stay there for quite some time every time I visit. I am currently very very hungry for stroopwafles😋😋😋
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