Oddly true (shower thoughts and randomly true statments)
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Love_Fox
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3 years, 3 months ago by Love_Fox
Just post things that are funny or oddly true, Lemme start:
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Love_Fox
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3 years, 3 months ago by Love_Fox
First of all, medicine companies have NO clue what fruit tastes like.
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BlueBug44
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3 years, 3 months ago by BlueBug44
um idk if this is one rly but the number of people older than you will never increase
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Love_Fox
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3 years, 3 months ago by Love_Fox
If weights disappeared then the gym would be a slow motion disco. (this made me laugh imagining this)
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Love_Fox
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3 years, 3 months ago by Love_Fox
Also, if the wizarding world could repair broken bones, why didn't Harry ever fix his eyes? 🤔
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Love_Fox
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3 years, 3 months ago by Love_Fox
And pixars "short films"have just become, "how fast can i make people cry?"
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Girl_Pearl
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3 years, 3 months ago by Girl_Pearl
Okay, I have the best Harry Potter thought for you: If a basilisk venom destroys horcruxes, why didn’t it kill Harry when he got bit in the second part? Let that sink in.. 😬
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chkienugie
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3 years, 3 months ago by chkienugie
what the heck is a blue raspberry. like someone just made up a flavor and no one questioned it?
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amazingme
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3 years, 3 months ago by amazingme
An AC repairman has a terrible job. They enter hot buildings in the summer (or cold ones in the winter), then leave once the temperature works nicely.
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ChaosZone
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3 years, 3 months ago by ChaosZone
How do mermaids have kids.....
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ChaosZone
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3 years, 3 months ago by ChaosZone
Being an adult is when your friends come over but you hang out in the living room and not your bedroom...Names are just certain sounds you use to get a persons attention... When you don't want a piece of paper to fold, you put it in a folder... When you eat pizza you are eating it from the inside out so really you should eat the crust first... Someone who is 70 years old has lived ten years of just Mondays... When is later... |
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Love_Fox
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3 years, 3 months ago by Love_Fox
@chkienugieokay that actually got me cracking up 😂 what the heck IS a blue raspeberry????? also, what is your profile picture??? a strwa? |
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Love_Fox
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3 years, 3 months ago by Love_Fox
@chkienugie i meant striw
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Love_Fox
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3 years, 3 months ago by Love_Fox
@chkienugie ****STRAW****
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_badbish_
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3 years, 3 months ago by _badbish_
At some point in ur life u were the youngest person on earth
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Mochim
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3 years, 3 months ago by Mochim
Going on a diet is just an excuse to be picky about what you eat
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SusuKnots
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3 years, 3 months ago by SusuKnots
if you clean a vacuum cleaner you become a vacuum cleaner
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SusuKnots
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3 years, 3 months ago by SusuKnots
@chkienugie yeah why did nobody question it 😂 and it isn't just blue raspberry, i've also seen blue vanilla, blue strawberry, and blue cherry. Like what the heck why do people want everything to be BLUE
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GenMalucci
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3 years, 3 months ago by GenMalucci
Fridge is spelled with a “D” but refrigerator is not
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IguanaGreg
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3 years, 3 months ago by IguanaGreg
why does nobody question that blue cheese is moldy cheese
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