🤣🤣Stories!🤣🤪
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Maky_Wacky
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3 years, 5 months ago by Maky_Wacky
Hii! Here you can put any stories, Fun, funny, or just anything! NO judge zone. I was about 5-6ish and I was at the age where I could easily brush my teeth by myself, well I went to the Dentist and I thought it would be a grrreaat idea to tell my dentist I never brush my teeth. 😳 My cousin was going into the Army, and there was a whole ceremony and stuff. Well ofc I’m just not listening to anything the speaker was saying well...the speaker said “Stand up if U have served in our country” well I thought my older brothers were about to stand up(they were just re-adjusting) so in my lil mind I thought if they stand up I should stand up, so I stand up. Then my brothers told me what the speaker said and I was embarrassed!! 😂 |
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lucass_
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3 years, 5 months ago by lucass_
my brother wacked his crush in the face w a baseball bat.
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lucass_
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3 years, 5 months ago by lucass_
not rly my story but i still think it’s hilarious
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sadnymph
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3 years, 5 months ago by sadnymph
my dad sat on my cat thinking he was a cushion ://///
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Maky_Wacky
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3 years, 5 months ago by Maky_Wacky
@lucass_ oof your brother was probably soo embarrassed??😂
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lucass_
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3 years, 5 months ago by lucass_
okay bruhhh they together rn and like okah moral of the story, wack ur crush in the face and you’ll date them.
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SusuKnots
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3 years, 5 months ago by SusuKnots
So I have this friend, I'll call her N. So N and I were in the woods, and there was a turkey, so we chased it (not trying to catch it or anything we just wanted to chase it for some reason). Then we got split up looking for it, then I heard the turkey and thought it was N, and she heard the turkey and thought it was me, and we got so confused it was funny
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Yellowfang
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3 years, 5 months ago by Yellowfang
So me and my friend played in the woods (we’ll call her Z) well Z went up a tree my dad already said to not climb 😒 and she got stuck when I looked up I saw that she ripped her pants (a small hole) and I was like “u ripped ur pants” and she said “just stoop” because she was mad 😂 I had to call my dad to get her down 🤣🤣🤣
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Maky_Wacky
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3 years, 5 months ago by Maky_Wacky
@Yellowfang that’s hilarious! 😂
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ChaosZone
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3 years, 5 months ago by ChaosZone
So one time when I was younger, I went out for the day with my grandparents and my brother. And we went to a beach or something and there was a board walk kinda dock thing. And there were all these huge birds standing there on the dock thing. I think they were pelicans but idk for sure 🤔 So then we walked closer to the birds to get a better look and my grandfather said "Ooh, there are several of them." And me being very young and not knowing what the word several meant, I thought I just misheard him and he had actually said 'seven'. So then I counted them and there were only five and I was like 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 So then I said "Uh, NoO , there are FiVe Of ThEm!" And he goes "Yeah, I know." And I was so confused because I thought he had said seven but then he said he knew there were five 😂And soon after that I figured out what several meant and everything made sense 😂 😂 😂 |
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5torr
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3 years, 5 months ago by 5torr
My story is about the likelyhood of coincidence. Like, how likely is this to happen? Yesterday, somebody abandoned a super cute bunny in our garden. We took him in and reported him as found (just to be sure) but nobody reported him as missing and we can't keep him forever because we have several cats. This afternoon, when I saw that woman that often picks dandelions for her rabbits, I told her about the rabbit we found and she told me that one of her rabbits died this week very unexpectedly and how very sad and lonely the other rabbit now is. They were already at the pet shelter but there they don't have any rabbits at the moment. Then she offered to ask her partner and if he says yes, they would adopt this found rabbit. Keep your fingers crossed that this works out because it would be a very happy ending for both bunnies. 🙂
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ChaosZone
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3 years, 5 months ago by ChaosZone
@5torr That's so cute I hope it works out 😍
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5torr
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3 years, 5 months ago by 5torr
@ChaosZone Unfortunately, it didn't. Theoretically I could give the rabbit to the pet shelter tomorrow, but this feels wrong, so very wrong. I don't want him to be locked away in a cage. Okay, there are probably lots of bunnies in private homes who have a worse life, so pet shelter isn't the worst option, but anyway. I feel responsible for him and now I'm looking for somebody else who would like to adopt him and treat him the way all bunnies should be treated.
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SusuKnots
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3 years, 5 months ago by SusuKnots
How The Dishwasher Tried to Kill MeA true story So I was sitting in the kitchen at 1am innocently eating cereal. I was the only person who was awake so everything was quiet. Then suddenly the dishwasher finished its cycle or whatever, so it beeped. Really loudly. I was TERRIFIED. I literally fell off my chair and then I had 73 heart attacks. And also, literally NOBODY woke up! Like is my family deaf or something? The dishwasher beeping, me falling off the chair one way, the chair crashing to the ground the other way, and nobody woke up. The end. |
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Maky_Wacky
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3 years, 5 months ago by Maky_Wacky
@SusuKnots that’s so funny.
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ChaosZone
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3 years, 5 months ago by ChaosZone
@SusuKnots Omg that's hilarious 😂 But that does sound scary too 😂 😂 😂
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tkd2010
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3 years, 5 months ago by tkd2010
Thinking back this is funny but in the moment in was torture! So a few years ago we went on our “annual” summer camping trip with our family. My parents never go because the don’t like camping.🙄 So me and my brother always go with our grandparents. My cousin’s girlfriends daughter was sick before we went and I was hanging out with her and my cousin. Me and my cousin went and rode bikes and I went super fast and almost hit a cabin so I swerved and I just happened to be in GRAVEL so I fell and busted up both of me knees BIG TIME. Luckily my cousins cabin was rly close so we went there and I got cleaned up. So later the night I started felling sick! I threw up on my mermaid pillow case! So I had to go home early. That night my brother also fell off his bike and broke his shoe lol! That was the camping trip from you know where lol! Let me know if u think this is funny or not plz!
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tkd2010
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3 years, 5 months ago by tkd2010
We went to splash way ( a campground and water park ) so you only get one day of water park and me and my brother had to go home early but on my family’s water park day it RAINED so we didn’t rly miss nothing lol! So everyone went home early.😭
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Camo
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3 years, 5 months ago by Camo
I have two stories. The first: I was probably 7/8 and I was sleeping. It was a Saturday morning and my sister (probably 3/4 at the time) came crying into my room. I was annoyed because she woke me up but then she told me that there was an ear on the counter. Yes an ear 👂. So I believed her and I went to go see what I could do about the ear. We walked out into the kitchen covering our eyes. She wouldn’t show me where the ear was because she didn’t want to see it. So I was peeking through my fingers and…. I….. saw…… a……. Pink sock. She thought that the sock was an ear 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. The second story is of my other sister. It’s a bit of a shorter story. She was probably 4/5 at the time. We were eating bacon for supper. And my dad told us that bacon is made from pig butt (I think it’s actually stomach but he told us it was butt, anyways…) so we were all grossed out and and said “ew we are never eating bacon again” and my sister was like “well, more butt for me!!” And it’s probably not that funny but you know if a 4 yr old says it it’s hilarious cuz they just have a cute voice.
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Maky_Wacky
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3 years, 5 months ago by Maky_Wacky
@Camo bhahahaha those stories are really funny. 😂
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