Great comebacks for every situation
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PotatoPeel
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3 years, 6 months ago by PotatoPeel
Share a great comeback you once thought of on the spot! Feel free to share a backstory that would help us understand!
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soka_snips
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3 years, 6 months ago by soka_snips
So one time I was just doing my thing chilling on my phone or something I can’t remember. My sister walks in and says “what’s with the face?” Bc apparently I had a scowl or something. (My neutral face tends to look a little pissed off sometimes. ) and I said “idk. what’s with yours?” Felt great 😌 when she got all flustered and defensive
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Elise64
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3 years, 6 months ago by Elise64
I have never had a good comeback immediately, only after I was annoyed 😐 but I’ve thought of good ones that might not be good to other people but to me they are amazing lol. This isn’t one I have thought of just one that I’ve seen online and would use it but it’s pretty mean, if someone calls you ugly say “excuse me, I think that you mistook me for a mirror” if someone said that to me I’d just say “thanks” or “ok” and walk away from them lol that would be my response if anyone bullies me in school 😂 lol now I can’t remember any of the ones I’ve thought of
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Chaty_Chun
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3 years, 6 months ago by Chaty_Chun
Ok y’all...... Is it just me or do you think of good comebacks AFTER the initial conversations and are like i want a re argument?? Yeah so basically what happened was i had something... and this other girl was like being a really bad person and was like “where’d you get that thing?” Ad i was like “somewhere.” But then like 2 hours later my brain was playing it over and i came up wit “where’d you get that attitude?” I was like omg. |
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PotatoPeel
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3 years, 6 months ago by PotatoPeel
@Elise64 if anyone calls you something bad say "the feeling is mutual" which is like yeah you are what they said but so is the person that said it. (Also half the time they wont understand what you mean)example: sis calls you an idiot You: the feeling is mutual |
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Elise64
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3 years, 6 months ago by Elise64
@PotatoPeel lol maybe I’ll do that sometime 😂😂
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lucass_
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3 years, 6 months ago by lucass_
my friend: luke, you’re legit so dumb me: that’s cuz i’ve been around you too much
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mia_queen
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3 years, 6 months ago by mia_queen
my teacher: hey are you having a hand spasm? my brother: uhhhhh yeah sure my teacher: I guess ill call your parents then me: ok tell them I said hi! my teacher: stands there is disbelief |
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PotatoPeel
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3 years, 6 months ago by PotatoPeel
@lucass_ dangggg
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aries_girl
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3 years, 6 months ago by aries_girl
Someone told me to shut up and I said thanks! I will definitely put that on my schedule after never
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GenMalucci
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3 years, 6 months ago by GenMalucci
Ok, so this wasn’t my personal experience, but it was a family friend. So his siblings kept calling him spoiled, and so he went up to his room, and they found a note that said “I’m sorry mom and dad like me more, they just kept having kids until they got one they liked” he’s the youngest 😂
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lucass_
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3 years, 6 months ago by lucass_
@PotatoPeel works in almost every situation 👌👌
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GenMalucci
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3 years, 6 months ago by GenMalucci
Someone called me ugly once and i was in a bad mood, so I said “just trying to look like you!” And they walked off 😂 looking back I should have been a lot nicer
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cactusgirl
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3 years, 6 months ago by cactusgirl
My sister tries to act like shes my mom sometimes, shes my little sister, and she tells me off for wearing things like crop tops and makeup, and being on my phone to much, so one time I was on my phone and she goes, why are you on your phone so much? and im like, you got a problem? She says yeah, and I say, tell someone who cares. 😂 Her face was awesome, but sometimes i worry im too sassy and rude
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Iggy_
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3 years, 6 months ago by Iggy_
Once I was with someone, doing an art project for school. I'm generally a quiet person there so if I say something not many people would notice. Anyways this person was trying to draw a bird on a tree, and she was failing miserably, making it look like something completely different. As a joke, she said, "I'm starting to question life", and, while looking down, calmly drawing my own thing, I replied without thinking, "life is starting to question you." The class got suuuuuper quiet all of a sudden. Kinda embarrassing but I could tell everyone was speechless. Replay that moment millions of times in my head.
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sbucky5
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3 years, 6 months ago by sbucky5
This isn't really a comeback but whatever. I am very pale. Like extremely pale. For some reason, people feel the need to point that out to me all the time. They'll just be like "Sarah, you are so pale, what the heck." Every single time I just open my eyes all wide and respond 'wait really. No way." But not in a sarcastic way, more like I actually didn't know. No one ever knows how to respond 😂
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PotatoPeel
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3 years, 6 months ago by PotatoPeel
@sbucky5 niceeeeee you that works in like so many situations. Also the classic "oh really? Wow, thanks for pointing that out, I havent noticed"
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