HARMLESS CURSES
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Livilou
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Livilou
3 years, 8 months ago by Livilou
I honestly love these harmless curses, people come up with the funniest things!

This one, for example, I hope all of your ads are unskippable!

I would love to see what you guys come up with! ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
HadleyLord
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HadleyLord
3 years, 8 months ago by HadleyLord
I hope the chocolate chips in your cookies always turn out to be raisins
HelloooIts
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HelloooIts
3 years, 8 months ago by HelloooIts
i hope your pillow is warm on both sides tonight

i hope that the perfect temperature of your shower doesnt exist anymore
crafter83
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crafter83
3 years, 8 months ago by crafter83
I hope you also experience the joy of biting into a thick, gooey brownie; only to realize it’s actually chocolate zucchini cake.

I mean if people are going to serve a brownie imposter at a potluck( pre Covid) then they should label it as such.
-Nobody-
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-Nobody-
3 years, 8 months ago by -Nobody-
I hope you always sweat or have the chills
knot_maker
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knot_maker
3 years, 8 months ago by knot_maker
I hope you sneeze in the public (like during pandemic)...? Dunno if that's even a good one 😂
SammyMcL
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SammyMcL
3 years, 8 months ago by SammyMcL
I hope u get a paper cut ( mwahaha )
awesomelgk
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awesomelgk
3 years, 8 months ago by awesomelgk
I hope that all dogs run away from you and won't let you pet them
caitlin24
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caitlin24
3 years, 8 months ago by caitlin24
Oh my gosh these are so funny 😂
Annie_Whe
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Annie_Whe
3 years, 8 months ago by Annie_Whe
I hope that went you make bracelets all of your thread will be tangled.
90s_faerie
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90s_faerie
3 years, 8 months ago by 90s_faerie
I hope you run out of thread mid bracelet
Elise64
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Elise64
3 years, 8 months ago by Elise64
@90s_faerie @Annie_Whe EVILLL 😾😂
Etown
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Etown
3 years, 8 months ago by Etown
I hope the next time you have a cookie it's either too soft or too crispy 😂
SusuKnots
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SusuKnots
3 years, 8 months ago by SusuKnots
I hope you step on legos 😈
ChaosZone
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ChaosZone
3 years, 8 months ago by ChaosZone
I hope all bread you try to eat turns moldy when you pick it up 😂
Godluvsu
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Godluvsu
3 years, 8 months ago by Godluvsu
I hope that every time you take a drink you spill it on your shirt and walk around with a stain😭♥️
amazingme
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amazingme
3 years, 8 months ago by amazingme
I hope that you always forget to put away your phone during class.
I hope that the French fries you're holding will never be warm
CakeCup
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CakeCup
3 years, 8 months ago by CakeCup
@SusuKnots Wow, that is mean! 🤪 😂


I hope the next time you go outside, all the dogs in the neighborhood will come after you.
I hope the next cookie you bit into crumbles into tiny crumbs that are to small to eat.
I wish that a piano would fall on your head.
CakeCup
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CakeCup
3 years, 8 months ago by CakeCup
Ahhhh! Sorry, @SusuKnots! Meant to tag you in a different post!
spleevy
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spleevy
3 years, 8 months ago by spleevy
I hope your fork gets syrupy and sticky when you eat pancakes🤬🤬🤬😩
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