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Fluff_Fox
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@YellowfangProffesor: What's your super power? Me: Hindsight Proffesor: that's not going to help us Me: yes, I see that now |
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@YellowfangSo my twin brother called me from prison. He said, "so you know how we finish each others' sentences?" |
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3 years, 8 months ago by Yellowfang
@Fluff_Fox*this is NOT a true story* My grief counseled died the other day He was so good at his job, I don’t even care |
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@YellowfangMe: I'm terrified of random letters Therapist: You are Me: [screams] Therapist: Oh I see Me: [screaming intensifies] |
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@YellowfangJustice is best served cold, because if it were warm it'd be justwater |
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@YellowfangSherlock Holmes and Watson are camping under a tent. In the middle of the night Sherlock wakes up Watson. Sherlock: "Look up at the sky and tell me what you see" Watson: "I see millions of stars" Sherlock: "and what can you deduce from that?" Watson: "Well if there are millions of stars, there must also be planets, and it's quite likely there are planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth there's possibly life out there." Sherlock: "Watson you idiot, it means someone has stolen our tent." |
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3 years, 8 months ago by Yellowfang
@Fluff_Fox I’ve heard on like that! Just not with Sherlock, urs is betterKnock knock Who’s there? Why Why who Why-M-C-A |
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@YellowfangMY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BEES TO MY CAR I SPILLED ALL OVER MY CAR BEES ARE INSIDE OF MY CAR THEY COULD KILL ME IM ALLEGIC TO BEES |
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3 years, 8 months ago by Yellowfang
@Fluff_FoxThis accually works Boyfriend: oh yeah, if girls are so great why did god creat men first? Gf: everything starts with a rough draft, the the amazing final copy Bf: that’s why I love you |
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@YellowfangTale as old as time memes as old as vine beauty and the YEET |
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3 years, 8 months ago by Yellowfang
Ummmmmmm....... I used to play piano by ear Now I just play with my hands |
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@YellowfangHa that was a good one TAKE ON MEEEE TAKE ON ME I'LL BE GOOOONE IN A DAY OR TWOOOOOOOOOOO |
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3 years, 8 months ago by Yellowfang
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing himWent out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He’s a web designer |
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3 years, 8 months ago by CakeCup
@Fluff_Fox @Yellowfang You 2 have no idea how much you have entertained me 😂
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@Yellowfang(to the tune of fireflies) You would not believe your arms if 10 million car alarms Blared in the night as you tried to sleep |
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@CakeCupHA I KNEW SOMEONE WOULD WATCH US BATTLE!!! YAY!!! Yeahits super fun and I try to be entertaining 😂 ALSO @Yellowfang A steak pun is a rare medium well done |
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3 years, 8 months ago by Yellowfang
@cupcake thanks😊 but the war must continue 😡A Mexican magician says he’ll disappear on the court of three Ono....dos....poof He disappeared with out a tres |
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3 years, 8 months ago by Yellowfang
Oops I meant @CakeCup
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@YellowfangANOTHER SONG ONE: Country gnomes, take my bones, to a place they don't belong |
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3 years, 8 months ago by Yellowfang
@Fluff_FoxWant to hear a joke Sure! Ur face 😔 |
