🔥 🔥😎DAD JOKE/DARK HUMOR WARZ😎🔥 🔥 ALL DAD JOKE LOVERS WELCOME THIS IS A SAFE SPACE FOR YOU❤️ page 8
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Yellowfang
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Yellowfang
3 years, 8 months ago by Yellowfang
Y can’t Elsa have a balloon
Cuz she’ll LET IT GOOOOOOOOO
Fluff_Fox
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Fluff_Fox
3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@Yellowfang

Where do you take someone who's been injured in a peak-a-boo accident?
To the I.C.U.
Yellowfang
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Yellowfang
3 years, 8 months ago by Yellowfang
@Fluff_Fox sry forgot to tag u!
Yellowfang
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Yellowfang
3 years, 8 months ago by Yellowfang
Ugh...
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Doris
Doris who
The Doris locked that’s y I’m knocking!
Fluff_Fox
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Fluff_Fox
3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@Yellowfang
what do you call a small mother?
A minimum
Yellowfang
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Yellowfang
3 years, 8 months ago by Yellowfang
@Fluff_Fox
Knock knock
Who’s there
Daisy
Daisy who
DAISY ME ROLLIN’ THEY HATEN’!!
Fluff_Fox
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Fluff_Fox
3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@Yellowfang
HAHA!!! 😂
Why does the Norway Navy have bar codes on their ships?
So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian
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Fluff_Fox
3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@crafter83
If you put yourself in a locket- you could say you are independent
crafter83
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crafter83
3 years, 8 months ago by crafter83
😂

And God said to John, come forth and you shall be granted eternal life. But John came fifth and won a toaster.
scarhead12
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scarhead12
3 years, 8 months ago by scarhead12
@Fluff_Fox LMAO
PotatoPeel
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PotatoPeel
3 years, 8 months ago by PotatoPeel
@Fluff_Fox you should never call someone useless, because they can always serve as a bad example
crafter83
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crafter83
3 years, 8 months ago by crafter83
@PotatoPeel I’m dying of laughter 🤣
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PotatoPeel
3 years, 8 months ago by PotatoPeel
@crafter83 when i first found it i was too 🤣🤣
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crafter83
3 years, 8 months ago by crafter83
@PotatoPeel Yeah, that’s how I am with a lot of jokes. I can crush try not to cry challenges, but do terrible at the laughing ones.
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PotatoPeel
3 years, 8 months ago by PotatoPeel
@crafter83 ya played try not to laugh with my friend, it was the water spitting type, my jeans were soaked haha
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crafter83
3 years, 8 months ago by crafter83
@PotatoPeel Oh I never heard of that version, I am definitely not telling my friends about that cause I would have the same fate
Yellowfang
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Yellowfang
3 years, 8 months ago by Yellowfang
HEY! @Fluff_Fox IM BACK!

I couldn’t elk why the baseball was getting bigger

Then it hit me
_________________________

Give me your best shot fluff fox
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Yellowfang
3 years, 8 months ago by Yellowfang
Oops I mean I could TELL why the baseball
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Fluff_Fox
3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@Yellowfang

Which is heavier, 200 lbs of feathers, or 200 lbs of bricks?

The feathers, because you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds
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Fluff_Fox
3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@Yellowfang

[first day as a pilot]

me: looking down nervously "what are all these buttons for?"

co-pilot: They keep your shirt closed
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