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Fluff_Fox
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Fluff_Fox
3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@scarhead12

-WARNING DARK MUSIC HUMOR JOKE-

What's the difference between bullets and humans?

Bullets miss John Lennon
Fluff_Fox
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Fluff_Fox
3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@scarhead12
It was supposed to say humans miss John Lennon....
Seriously I had one job and failed 😐
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Fluff_Fox
3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@PotatoPeel
Why are obtuse angles always depressed?
Because they're never right
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Fluff_Fox
3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@Yellowfang

What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator 😂
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Yellowfang
3 years, 8 months ago by Yellowfang
@Fluff_Fox no... just no

I’m always mean to my mom cuz she makes very very bad puns but thus one I want to swipe out of the sky 🤣🤣🤣
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Fluff_Fox
3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@Yellowfang

OOF- you commented... you know what that means 😂

-After my friend turned vegan it was like I'd never seen Herbivore
Yellowfang
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Yellowfang
3 years, 8 months ago by Yellowfang
@Fluffy_Fox please..😔.. no I..I... can’t😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Fine, two can play that game ..

Y did the super hero flush the toilet? It was his duty!
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Yellowfang
3 years, 8 months ago by Yellowfang
@Fluff_Fox
Fluff_Fox
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Fluff_Fox
3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@Yellowfang
I got my husband a new fridge
his face lit up when he opened it
Yellowfang
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Yellowfang
3 years, 8 months ago by Yellowfang
I..I... am.. *gasp* .... dying 😵.
Fluff_Fox
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Fluff_Fox
3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@Yellowfang
I call my horse Mayo...
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Fluff_Fox
3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@Yellowfang

... and sometimes Mayo neighs
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Yellowfang
3 years, 8 months ago by Yellowfang
@Fluff_Fox please... stop....... I .. I .. can’t take it anymore!

Why do bees have sticky hair?
They use honeycombs!
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Fluff_Fox
3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@Yellowfang

The four seasons are all different... Summer warmer than others
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Fluff_Fox
3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@Yellowfang

The four seasons are all different... Summer warmer than others
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Yellowfang
3 years, 8 months ago by Yellowfang
A police officer came to my house and asked where I was between 5 and 6
He seem annoyed when I said I was probably at kindergarten
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Fluff_Fox
3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@Yellowfang

YEAH THATS A GOOD ONE!


Eat alhabet soup, have a vowel movement
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Yellowfang
3 years, 8 months ago by Yellowfang
Ugh my dad would LOVE that one okay okay

What did the nose say to the finger. Quit picking on me!
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Fluff_Fox
3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@Yellowfang
Common sense is like deoderant, the person who needs it most never uses it
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crafter83
3 years, 8 months ago by crafter83
😂 You are really good at this.

How does a squid go into battle? Well-armed
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