🔥 🔥😎DAD JOKE/DARK HUMOR WARZ😎🔥 🔥 ALL DAD JOKE LOVERS WELCOME THIS IS A SAFE SPACE FOR YOU❤️ page 6
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Fluff_Fox
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@CakeCupBad puns... That's how eye roll |
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crafter83
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3 years, 8 months ago by crafter83
Those are awesome 🤣
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CakeCup
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3 years, 8 months ago by CakeCup
*groan....* Those are not eggselent. |
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crafter83
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3 years, 8 months ago by crafter83
@PotatoPeel Did you hear about the mathematician who was scared of negative numbers?He stopped at nothing to stay away from them. |
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Heidiv
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3 years, 8 months ago by Heidiv
what did the grape say when it got smushed ???nothing it just WINED |
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PotatoPeel
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3 years, 8 months ago by PotatoPeel
@crafter83 🤣🤣🤣How do you keep warm in a cold room? You go to the corner, its always 90 degrees |
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ChaosZone
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3 years, 8 months ago by ChaosZone
What did the police officer say to her belly button? "You're under a vest!" 😂 😂 😂 |
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ChaosZone
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3 years, 8 months ago by ChaosZone
Why are math books always depressed?Cause they have so many problems 😂 😂 |
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scarhead12
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3 years, 8 months ago by scarhead12
Ok for all my Beatles fans:Wanna hear a joke about the Beatles?? Ok Here comes the pun 😂 I'm the only one who gets that 😐 😂 😭 |
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llama1013
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3 years, 8 months ago by llama1013
@scarhead12 that’s awesome 😂
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caitlin24
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3 years, 8 months ago by caitlin24
@scarhead12 I get it 🤣🤣🤣
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Livilou
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3 years, 8 months ago by Livilou
1. When you turn off all the annoying beeping machines in the hospital and everyone starts sleeping better "No need to thank me"2. Me: Driving by the park and sees kids playing. *Hits speed bump* Also me: Remembers there isn't a speed bump next to the park 3. When the fire alarm goes off and the kid in the wheelchair gets up and runs. I- 4. What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come. |
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CakeCup
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3 years, 8 months ago by CakeCup
@Livilou ...those r all so dark... my goodness😳
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Yellowfang
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3 years, 8 months ago by Yellowfang
@Man we on belong in the kitchen Woman: why do women live longer than man? Man:why? Woman: ‘cause the knives are in the kitchen |
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3 years, 8 months ago by Yellowfang
Oops didn’t mean to tag any one, and it’s so posed to say why do women live longer that man
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Fluff_Fox
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@CakeCupDespite the high cost of living, it remains popular 😭 |
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Fluff_Fox
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@crafter83Mountains aren't just funny, -they're hill areas |
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Fluff_Fox
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@HeidivSwarms of fling insects threaten the town! Police call in the SWAT team |
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@LivilouThe officer said "You're staggering" I said "You're quite handsome yourself" We just laughed and laughed. I need bail money. |
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@ChaosZonewhat I if told you You read the top line wrong |
