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Fluff_Fox
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@PotatoPeelThere is a fine line between numerator and denominator ONLY a fraction of people will get this joke |
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Fluff_Fox
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@Annie_WheWhat is the best part of dead baby jokes? They never get old |
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Fluff_Fox
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@RavenAMZ06Tried to grab the fog.... I mist |
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pancakes30
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3 years, 8 months ago by pancakes30
heres a dark humor joke...vodka is like mahatma gandhi, 3 shots are enough |
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Annie_Whe
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3 years, 8 months ago by Annie_Whe
@Fluff_Fox Why couldn't the orphan play baseball? It couldn't find home.
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PotatoPeel
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3 years, 8 months ago by PotatoPeel
@Fluff_Fox yesssssOkay i have a non math related one: Why cant a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it wpuld be a foot |
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ChaosZone
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3 years, 8 months ago by ChaosZone
Why was the tomato red?Because it saw the salad dressing. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 LOL it gets me every time |
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alison_f
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3 years, 8 months ago by alison_f
@Fluff_Fox i just realized what you meant 😂
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sandykc_8
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3 years, 8 months ago by sandykc_8
What did the ocean say to the shore?Nothing. It just waved |
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Stitched
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3 years, 8 months ago by Stitched
I invented a new word today : Plagiarism.
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Stitched
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3 years, 8 months ago by Stitched
(LotR joke I found)An elf walks into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it. |
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RavenAMZ06
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3 years, 8 months ago by RavenAMZ06
@Fluff_Fox That was a good one! I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady. 😂
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emily_f
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3 years, 8 months ago by emily_f
i found a good one online:i made a playlist for hiking. it has music from the Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem. i call it my trail mix 😂 |
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CakeCup
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3 years, 8 months ago by CakeCup
@Stitched At my school, that joke is on a board in the English board. it is pretty funny 😂
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aliceboo
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3 years, 8 months ago by aliceboo
What do you call a chicken looking at a piece of lettuce?Chicken Ceasar Salad |
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awesomelgk
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3 years, 8 months ago by awesomelgk
Why do melons have weddings?Because they cantaloupe |
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kmmorell
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3 years, 8 months ago by kmmorell
😂 😂
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GenMalucci
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3 years, 8 months ago by GenMalucci
What did the magician say to the fisher man? “Pick a cod any cod,” (like pick a card any card) and the fisher man said “Van I have your wallet?” Think about it.....
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Fluff_Fox
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@PotatoPeel6 was scared of 7 because 7,8,9... but why did 7 eat 9? Because you're supposed to eat 3 square meals a day |
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Fluff_Fox
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@RavenAMZ06My boyfriend found out I was cheating on him after he found all the letters I hid.. he got soo mad and now hes never playing scrabble with me again |
