🔥 🔥😎DAD JOKE/DARK HUMOR WARZ😎🔥 🔥 ALL DAD JOKE LOVERS WELCOME THIS IS A SAFE SPACE FOR YOU❤️ page 2
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emily_f
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3 years, 8 months ago by emily_f
what do you call a snake that's about 3.14 feet long?a πthon 😂 (the little symbol is pi if you can't tell) |
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crafter83
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3 years, 8 months ago by crafter83
@emily_f Good one 😂
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sbrachel5
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3 years, 8 months ago by sbrachel5
lol, i love dad jokes!why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? because they're so good at it! |
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Fluff_Fox
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@ChaosZoneYESSS well I have another for you: I had a dream about drowning in orange soda.... thankfully when I woke up I realized it was just Fanta Sea |
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Fluff_Fox
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@emily_fMy friend David just had his ID stolen the other day... now we just call him Dav |
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Fluff_Fox
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@sbrachel5A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The rabbit says I think I might be a type O. |
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emily_f
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3 years, 8 months ago by emily_f
@Fluff_Fox yessss!!!! 😂
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kaileys
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3 years, 8 months ago by kaileys
joke i saw on tiktok “you know at weddings when you throw the bouquet to see who becomes the next bride, well what if you did that at funerals to see who’s next” 😃☝🏻 if you saw this on tiktok i love you be my friend 😃☝🏻
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kaileys
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3 years, 8 months ago by kaileys
oh that’s not really a dad joke lol just kinda dark humor
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Fluff_Fox
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@kaileysI SAW THAT!!! and anything funny goes! |
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kaileys
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3 years, 8 months ago by kaileys
also one from tiktok that i cant get out of my head (all the anime fans out there) what does hisoka and nintendo have in common? they both get turned on by kids 🤨☝🏻 i’m cackling to this day its not even that funny lol also i didn’t come up with that wish i was that original
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Fluff_Fox
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@kaileysMan I think I get the gist of that one even though I have very limited anime knowledge 😄 |
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Fluffball
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluffball
A 4'9" fortune teller robbed a jewelry store and escaped.There's a small medium at large. |
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Galaxy_Gal
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3 years, 8 months ago by Galaxy_Gal
Two tomatoes are walking in the street. A car goes off the road and presses one tomato.What said the other tomato?.............................. Tomato: Come on ketchup! |
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RavenAMZ06
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3 years, 8 months ago by RavenAMZ06
"What do you call a factory that makes okay products?" "A satisfactory." Get it? 😂
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PotatoPeel
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3 years, 8 months ago by PotatoPeel
Oh mah gaws Sir cumference im dyingggg 🤣🤣🤣 math puns are my fav lol
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Czarcasm
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3 years, 8 months ago by Czarcasm
😂 😂 😂 😂 THANKS SO MUCH!!!! THESE ARE HILARIOUS!!!!!
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Annie_Whe
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3 years, 8 months ago by Annie_Whe
Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it
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Fluff_Fox
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@FluffballA bike in town keeps running me over. its a vicious cycle |
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Fluff_Fox
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@Galaxy_GalThe 4 seasons are all different... Summer warmer than others |
