🔥 🔥😎DAD JOKE/DARK HUMOR WARZ😎🔥 🔥 ALL DAD JOKE LOVERS WELCOME THIS IS A SAFE SPACE FOR YOU❤️ page 11
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Yellowfang
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3 years, 8 months ago by Yellowfang
Oh 😔 poor kidNeed a friend text me Need a laugh call me Need money, this number is no longer available |
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@HeidivWelcome to my very first vlog where I test different hair products! *sprays hairspray into mouth* Well right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good |
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@FluffballMe: what if mayonaise came in cans? Friend: That would be bad cause then you cant microwave it Me: ... |
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3 years, 8 months ago by Yellowfang
@Fluff_FoxBoy: hey girl ur pretty Girl: thank you ☺️ Boy: yea I wish there was somthing between us Girl: really Boy: yea, a wall |
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@Yellowfang(not an actual true story for me) If you ever feel sad, remember that I did a handstand in the kitchen but I fell over and hit my head and knocked myself out but my parents thought I was sleeping so they put blanket over me thinking I chose to sleep in the middle of the kitchen. |
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3 years, 8 months ago by Yellowfang
@girlfriend would you go back to ur ex?Boyfriend: ye Gf: ITS OVER!!! Bf: hey wanna go out Gf: what?!? Bf: ur my ex? |
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@YellowfangGirl: "Words can't describe how ugly you are 🤮" Boy: "Words can't describe how beautiful you are" Girl: "Aww thx" Boy: But numbers can, 3/10 |
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@Yellowfang(not a real story by me) I was on medication which made me really spacey, which can be a problem when driving like yesterday for an example, when my best friend was trying to help me avoid a pothole. He said "To the left" and I mumbled, "Take it back now y'all" and hit the pothole straight on |
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3 years, 8 months ago by Yellowfang
Hey when will u be hereI’ll be there in 5 mins if not read this again @Fluff_Fox |
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@crafter83What if people had food names and food had people names 🤔 "Hey pot roast time for dinner!" "What're we having" "Margaret." |
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@YellowfangHardy har har... I can smell victory for the night |
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3 years, 8 months ago by Yellowfang
This is parody of “do you wanna build a snowman?” @Fluff_FoxWill you help me hide a body Come on we can’t delay No one can see him on the floor Get him out the door Before he can decay I thought u were my buddy We won’t get caught Just help just help me and don’t ask why Will you help me hide a body ...it doesn’t have to be in one piece Oh good why? |
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@YellowfangI was at CVS and I thought he was going to ask me to join the rewards program but he said "enjoy your night" and I said "Not today, thanks" and left |
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@YellowfangWe were in a doctors office and my sister saw a fancily dressed old woman. She is fascinated by all the fancy jewels and stuff, and says, "I love your shiny necklace, and your pretty earrings,... any your yellow teeth" |
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@Yellowfang[God creating animals] God: Go fourth, multiply and be fertile! Cow: I will provide man with milk and meat Horse: I will help man travel the land Dog: I will be man's loyal companion Gecko: I will help man save 15% on his car insurance, in 15 minutes or less |
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3 years, 8 months ago by Yellowfang
Coranavirus rhapsody Is this a sore throat Or it is allergies Caught in a lockdown No escape from reality |
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@YellowfangCorgi: "why are my legs so short?" God: "That's just how legs are" Corgi: "oh cool" [giraffe walks by] God: you weren't supposed to see that |
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3 years, 8 months ago by Yellowfang
People walking up the stair way to heavenGuy in a wheelchair: oh com’on! |
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@Yellowfang[God creating hyenas] God: Its a cat dog with jaws of steel Angel: ah cool God: but it laughs like Fran Drescher Angel: why.. |
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@YellowfangGod creating Grapefruit God: Another citrus Angel: like a lime? G: bigger A: A lemon? G: Bigger A: An orange? G: I said bigger A: Sweeter too? G: No-like battery acid A: Like poison so they don't eat it? G: No, make it the healthiest one |
