🔥 🔥😎DAD JOKE/DARK HUMOR WARZ😎🔥 🔥 ALL DAD JOKE LOVERS WELCOME THIS IS A SAFE SPACE FOR YOU❤️ page 10
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Fluff_Fox
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@YellowfangIf you're fortunate enough, your internal organs will spend their life in complete darkness. ........ ............... Not if I swallow this glowstick |
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3 years, 8 months ago by Yellowfang
@Fluff_Fox What do dad jokes have in common white paper They’re tear-able |
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3 years, 8 months ago by Yellowfang
@Fluff_Fox People are always shocked when they find out I’m a bad electrician |
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3 years, 8 months ago by Yellowfang
@Fluff_Fox hahaha, we’ve been doing this for almost 50 mins now!
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3 years, 8 months ago by Heidiv
@Fluff_Fox ok ok 😎 😎i dont really call for funerals that start before noon I guess im not a MOURNING person 😎 😎 |
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluffball
dark humor is like clean water, not everyone gets it
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3 years, 8 months ago by Czarcasm
😂 😂 😂 😂 THERE ARE SOOO GOOD!! WHERE DO Y'ALL GET THESE JOKES????
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Yellowfang
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3 years, 8 months ago by Yellowfang
DORMAMMU IVE COME TO BARGIN
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3 years, 8 months ago by Yellowfang
@Fluff_Fox aka ready to be crushed with PUNS!?!?!?
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@Yellowfang(not really but this is funny) ONCE I thought my boyfriend was falling off the couch so I tried to save him. I grabbed him tenderly, hugging him sweetly saying "It's ok darling I've got you" THAT"S what half-asleep me thought I was doing. Anyways in reality I threw my hand onto his face like the facehugger in alien and screamed incoherently into his ear..... Also he wasn't falling out off the couch.... |
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3 years, 8 months ago by Yellowfang
What’s the best thing about Switzerland @Fluff_FoxI dunno but the flag is a big plus |
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@YellowfangGod: What are they doing down there? Angel: Making milk from almonds God: WHAT?! I gave them like 8 animals to get milk from! Angel: They don't like that milk God: [Mockingly] tHeY DoNt LiKE tHaT MiLK *flips table* |
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@YellofangGod: and then you become a butterfly Caterpillar: Wow, the rest of my life as a butterfly! God: Yeah lol the 'rest' Caterpillar: How long? God: .... Caterpillar: How long God? |
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@Yellowfang [God creates dogs] God: You're man's best friend Dog: That's kind of sexist God: No that's not- whatever you can't even talk Dog: .... God: and chocolate kills you |
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3 years, 8 months ago by Yellowfang
Where do you find these!Guy: dude u were so drunk last night Other guy: no I wasn’t Guy: you grabbed my little sister and said “how’d you get out of the tv Dora?!!” And duck taped her to my tv and said “all better!” Other guy: crap |
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@YellowfangFriend: How much allowance did you get as a teen? Me: I was allowed to live there. |
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3 years, 8 months ago by Yellowfang
@Fluff_FoxDaughter: mom can I have an allowance? Mom: no honey if you need something you can ask us to get it for you ____5 mins later_______ Daughter: MOM MOM! Can I get this cute shirt?!? Mom: no |
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@Yellowfang HAHA (secret) But good joke!!! Dad: I'm hungry, you want anything from McDonalds? Son: Hi Hungry, I'm your son Dad: No you're not Son: what? Dad: You're adopted |
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@YellowfangCAN RELATE 😭 😂 I had a dream where tornadoes were illegal, so like a dozen police cars were just driving directly at a tornado with their sirens on and getting sucked in |
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@Yellowfang[God creating spiders] God: Oh make it have 8 legs Angel: seems excessive but ok God: and 8 eyes Angel: you need to calm down a lil- God: And give it a butt-rope Angel: .... |
