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Fluff_Fox
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
DARE TO TAKE ME DOWN IN MY DAD JOKE ARENA? STEP RIGHT UP AND BATTLE WITH ME THEN!!! ❤️Seriously tho just looking for friends who like stupid jokes: here I'll go first What does James Bond do before bed? He goes under cover! 😂 |
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
More jokes to get the ball rollin':What did the grape say when it was crushed? -Nothing it just let out a little wine What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? -Oh sheet What does James Bond do before bed? -He goes under cover Why is ‘Dark’ Spelled with a ‘c’ and not with a ‘k’? - Because you can’t ‘c’ in the dark What starts with ‘O’, ends with ‘nions” and sometimes makes you cry? - Opinions What’s the difference between me and a calendar? -A calendar has dates I have a fear of speed bumps -but I’m slowly getting over them Who built king Aurthurs round table? -Sir Cumference What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut? -Im a Cashew Why do people in Athens hate getting up early? -Because Dawn is tough on Greece A man walks into his home and sees that all his lamps were stolen -He was delighted Why did Sally fall of the swing? -Because she had no arms… Knock knock who’s here - not Sally A man walks into a zoo, the only animal there is a dog - It’s a shitzu What’s blue and doesn’t weigh very much? -Light blue What do you call a Hippies wife? Mississippi Why should you never fight a dinosaur? You’ll get jurasskicked I made a playlist for hiking, it has music from the peanuts, the cranberries, and eminem -I call it my trail mix Went to the zoo the other day and saw a baguette in a cage -It was bread in captivity I have the heart of a lion -And a lifetime ban from the Toronto Zoo So a blind man walks into a bar -and a chair and a table Stephen king has a son named Jo - I’m not joking but he is |
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crafter83
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3 years, 8 months ago by crafter83
Why is Cinderella terrible at sports? She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball. I didn’t come up with this, but it’s probably my favorite |
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Fluff_Fox
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@crafter83Ha neither did I, nobody really cares anyway, just tryna make eachother laugh. I DO like that one tho 😂 |
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crafter83
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3 years, 8 months ago by crafter83
Yeah, I’ll comment more when they come to me later.
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Fluff_Fox
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@crafter83yeah! I'll haveta think of more too |
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alison_f
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3 years, 8 months ago by alison_f
what's a rock group of 4 men that don't sing?mount rushmore 🤪 |
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Fluff_Fox
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@alison_fYEEEESSSS 😄 👍 |
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alison_f
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3 years, 8 months ago by alison_f
@Fluff_Fox lol my sister told me that one and I've been waiting to tell it to someone 😂
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Fluff_Fox
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@alison_fDue to the quarantine I'll only be telling inside jokes |
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crafter83
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3 years, 8 months ago by crafter83
Good one 😂
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3 years, 8 months ago by crafter83
What do you call two banana peels?A pair of slippers |
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Annie_Whe
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3 years, 8 months ago by Annie_Whe
What is gods God's favorite type of bread? Peter bread You get it? Peter sounds like pita.... haha...¯\_(ツ)_/¯ |
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crafter83
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3 years, 8 months ago by crafter83
@Annie_Whe That’s a good one 😂
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Fluff_Fox
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3 years, 8 months ago by Fluff_Fox
@crafter83I hate spelling errors, -you mix up two letters and the whole post is urined. |
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crafter83
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3 years, 8 months ago by crafter83
That’s so bad 😂
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ChaosZone
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3 years, 8 months ago by ChaosZone
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?Because the 'p'ee is silent 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 |
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3 years, 8 months ago by ChaosZone
A man is talking to his boss....Man: "Can I take a week off for Christmas?" Boss: "It's May." Man: "Oh, sorry. May I take a week off for Christmas?" 😂 😂 😂 😂 |
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ChaosZone
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3 years, 8 months ago by ChaosZone
Both of these were told to me.....by my dad 😂
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ChaosZone
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3 years, 8 months ago by ChaosZone
@Fluff_Fox OMG I read all of yours and was DYING these are hilarious 😂
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